Things That Go Dump In the Night

My children continue to take turns keeping me awake.  To be fair, Stella has largely gotten better.  I think once she’s back in school and settled in, this will improve even more.  As for Felix?  Who knows.  Maybe he’s growing.  Maybe he’s too anxious to practice his new crawling skills.  All I know is that he’s been pretty rowdy lately.  Last night was no exception. I went to bed at 10:00.  He woke me up at 10:50.  We were up again around 2:00.  This awakening was made most  memorable by the fact that he pooped in his sleep, necessitating a diaper change and the removal of his onesie.  That woke him up, big time.  We were up for at least an hour.  He/we never really settled back well after that.  Only at 6:20 he was still racked out whereas Stella and I had been up for well over an hour.  Damn it.

It’s been like that the past couple of days.  That’s probably why I can only put fragments of blog together.  Enjoy the rest.  Or not.  I’m really too tired to care.

I nearly have enough Huggies points to buy the Huggies Cadillac if there was such a thing.  C’mon, Huggies execs!  Put that damn car on your list.  I don’t even care if you put a butt on the side.

For you bloggers, you know how your dashboard shows popular search terms for your blog?  I regularly see “Team Umizoomi Milli Naked, Bubble Guppy Porn.”  You dirty, dirty birds.  And for some reason WordPress likes to suggest regularly “Gaming” and “Aviation” as possible tags.  I’ll give them “gaming.”  There are moments in each and every day when all hell breaks loose and it feels like one of those melee levels in games (can you tell I know nothing about gaming?).  But “aviation?”  How in the hell did they come up with that?!

I’m not cool enough to like Belle and Sebastian.  It’s one of those things I’ve always felt like I should like but it just doesn’t happen.  I’ve really tried.

 

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About larva225

Working mom. Is there any other kind? Geologist. Nerd.
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6 Responses to Things That Go Dump In the Night

  1. kukolina says:

    Belle and Sebastian? Could you please explain what you mean by this…

  2. Meg C. DeBoe says:

    I love your blog titles 🙂

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