Since I rarely feel like I have a life outside of little children, work, dishes, dinners, and snot-prints on my black capri pants, I’ve taken to stalking following many celebrities on Instagram. It’s not probably who you’d expect. There are more than a few celebrity chefs, a small handful of actors from Game of Thrones (I can always hope for a teaser pic for the upcoming season), an author/illustrator, Dave Navarro, and….the weirdest of all, Dita Von Teese. I can’t even remember how/why that one happened. Maybe because she was on Project Runway recently? Who knows?
Anyway, I don’t ever really pay close attention to what these people post. I’m not that pathetic, after all. But I kept seeing a massive increase in posts from Miss D recently so I actually read some comments. Turns out, she’s launched her own lingerie line. No big surprise there. What is surprising is that one of her retailers is Destination Maternity: she’s made freaking sexy-ass nursing/maternity bras.
Where the hell was this shit 4 years ago? I’ve been running around in these awful, ugly-yet-utilitarian things for years, feeling about as unsexy as a spayed hippo when I could have been wearing (at least) some saucy little brassiere under my milk-stained tank tops.
Not cool, Dita. Not cool at all. You’re several years late!