Is it just me, or are most young children borderline schizophrenic? It makes sense to me. The constant jabbering to themselves, the odd noisy outbursts, paranoia manifested as an intense fear of threats to life and limb – like dead insects, and my personal favorite, circular illogical arguments. Stuff like “I’m in mommy’s car.” “No, I’M in mommy’s car.” “No, I’M in mommy’s car.” How about we all agree that we’re in my damn car together and ride in silence?
And minutes after slapping each other upside their heads, this happens: