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SOP Story

As I may have mentioned, I do work for state government.  While I usually enjoy my job, there are moment where it is absolutely clear that I work for government – those moments where red tape and bureaucracy seem ridiculous.  … Continue reading

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The Pukey Little Puppy

I’ve written plenty about milk.  The squirting boobs, the different kinds of milk vomit (thick and ropey vs. curds and whey), the wet t-shirts.  I have neglected one aspect of it, however.  The décor potential! We have this ceramic tile … Continue reading

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Over the river and through the woods, to Meatloaf’s house we go

No matter how much you adore your child and wouldn’t trade your mommy status for all the money in the world, there are still these “WTF” moments where you look around and wonder what in the world has happened to … Continue reading

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The magic vomit and the gassy knoll….

I think I’ve mentioned that vomit is becoming more common around here.  The stuff is insidious.  Just this morning, I experienced a barf unlike any other so far.  Picture this:  I’m holding Stella to my chest, head upright.  The child … Continue reading

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Taking the bull-imia by the horns

I had read to expect that Stella’s little digestive system would change as we went.  Her poos would become less frequent and more substantial.  I had also read that although she’s strictly breast-fed, her burping and vomiting would also probably … Continue reading

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