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Just the Facts, Mammogram

That mammogram, that mammogram,I do not like that mammogram. I do not like it on my tit, I do not like it, not one bit. Sorry. Obviously you know what I did today. My OB-GYN has been on me for … Continue reading

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Breast of Eden

It would seem my household is experiencing a golden age of the boob lately.  While Stella has been into playing dress up for some time (including my brassieres), she has shown a renewed interest lately.  If I put a bra … Continue reading

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The Suck Stops Here

I haven’t bitched about not sleeping in a long while, so I figure I’m due. It’s no secret that both of my kids suck – or have sucked – at sleeping.  They both had/have their own unique twist on it.  … Continue reading

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Rubik’s Pube

As I mentioned yesterday, energy and time have been hard to find.  This makes everything a bit more difficult.  Some things I just have to ignore.  Like the dirt on the floor which I never got around to vacuuming or … Continue reading

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Nurse of the Mummy

I haven’t talked about boobs in a long time so I figured I was due.  Yes, I’m still nursing Felix.  I’m not tired of nursing my son, but I am getting really really tired of the pumping. For a while … Continue reading

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Beauty Is In the Thighs of the Beholder

On the day after the Oscars, which I didn’t watch and had zero interest in, I found myself reflecting on beauty.  Even if you don’t watch this crap you can’t escape the Facebook and news postings about it.  I had forgotten how … Continue reading

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Little Bo-Bo Peep

In keeping with the “every day is a new discovery” philosophy, Stella has discovered her nipples as well as her daddy’s nipples.  Mine are usually safely covered, so to her knowledge, Mommy is nipple-less.  I’ll cross the how-do-you-explain-nursing-to-a-2-year-old bridge when … Continue reading

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They’re Baaaaaaaaack

Disclaimer for male readers:  This is a post about boobs, but not one you are likely to enjoy.  Proceed at your own risk. To this day, Stella naps better if she’s with one of us, and with the whole first … Continue reading

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There’s a Year in My Beer

Like birthdays, the end of a year seems to be one of those occasions where one tends to sit back and reflect on what has transpired.  The year has been a wild ride – sometimes funny, sometimes not.  Some things … Continue reading

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It was the breast of times, it was the worst of times….

Children have no sense of boundaries whatsoever.  They don’t know that most of us (even parents) have some amount of personal space that we feel entitled to from time to time, or that some body parts just aren’t made for … Continue reading

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