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Girls Just Want to Have Fungus

Y’all know I’m mad about a Christmas Story. That’s a fantastic movie. One of the best ever. If you don’t like it just close this post and walk away. While Ralphie is the star of the show, my personal fav … Continue reading

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Press Your %uck

Remember a while back when Stella discovered the F word?  Well, all has been right with the world since then.  Until yesterday morning. I really really really thought we were out of the woods with this, y’all, at least for … Continue reading

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From Bad to Curse

I suppose it’s appropriate that it’s beginning to look a lot like Xmas since I’ve just totally had a Christmas Story moment.  Let me explain. Felix has decided that he’s into having ponytails these days.  They’re more like little nubs … Continue reading

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Felix Navidad!

(Y’all had to know I’d use that title.  I mean, I’ve been sitting on it for 10 months.  And yes, I do know that it should be “feliz.”) So this was my first real year to be Santa. Sure, we … Continue reading

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Taint Nick

Another open letter to the suits at Nickelodeon: Dear Sirs/Mesdames: It’s me again.  You know, the mom of a young toddler whose day often begins and ends with some of your programming.  Or at least it used to.  Our butts … Continue reading

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Arms Race

Many, many moons ago when Will and I “hooked up” initially, I was actually his boss at Barnes and Noble.  I worked day in and day out schlepping huge boxes and piles of books throughout our 2 story mega-store in … Continue reading

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