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It’s My Potty and I’ll Cry If I Want To

School has been a roller coaster.  I think I may invest in some torn jeans and temporary tattoos for Stella.  On Monday when I picked her up from school, I was told that she had been removed from class due … Continue reading

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Stinker, Tailor, Soldier, Why?

Felix is my stinky little buddy.  People speak about how boys are messy and watch out for their pee during diaper changes. I scoffed at that.  I even made fun of the Pee-Pee Tee-Pee and had Dora wear it as … Continue reading

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Toot and vegetables

In a previous blog (I put a smell on you), I discussed how Stella was gradually becoming stinkier with age.  Part of that was due to sour milk/vomit.  Part of it was due to gas.  I’d like to elaborate bit … Continue reading

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I put a smell on you

 Stella will kill me for this one day (if she ever goes back and reads her square old mother’s writing), but my baby is starting to occasionally stink.  Everyone talks about that nice new baby smell, and they are right … Continue reading

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This too shall pass

After you’ve been pregnant and had a kid, you cease to have any shame at all about bodily functions.  Just look at most of my posts about poo, squirting breastmilk, peeing, etc….  We have had a new phenomenon this week … Continue reading

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(Not-so-)Freshman

Something odd and powerfully nostalgic happened to me the other night.  Stella and I were drowsing on the couch.  During these sessions, the TV (muted) becomes the ultimate nightlight.  When I glanced at the screen, I saw that it was … Continue reading

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