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I Plead the Filth

You know how as parents there are certain things you have to “let go” of in order to keep your merde together?  I have loads of things.  One of those things is my car.  Sure, on the surface it’s not … Continue reading

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Right Sand Man

After 5.5 years and 2 kids, I feel like I can claim to be a veteran parent of younger kids.   I’ve seen a lot and lived through a lot and ticked a bunch of boxes on that parental survival … Continue reading

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O Come All Ye Grapeful

I’m hosting Xmas dinner this year.  By my count, there will be 11 of us.  In my house.  All at once. Yesterday, I hit that point where I wondered what I was smoking when I came up with this idea. … Continue reading

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The Way We Weird

Sometimes I flip through my photo stream and am struck by how strange we might appear to visiting aliens from outer space. The costumes…… And the filth.  Recently, I was getting pissed off by how hazy all my photos were … Continue reading

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The Grapes of Bath

I think Will and I have reached a new threshold of desperation.  To recap for those of you not keeping up, due to extreme drain terror our daughter has not willingly taken a bath in the tub for going on … Continue reading

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Everybody Dirts

Sometimes I’m amazed at the volume and variety of filth and unpleasant matter in my life.  For instance, now both of my children adore garlic bagel chips.  I don’t get it.  You can smell them from space and no vampire … Continue reading

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Filthing Station

I was treated to an unusually rough morning today.  In addition to being awakened by Felix every 2 hours on the nose along with Stella being unusually restless last night (congested, coughing, and talking in her sleep), I was greeted … Continue reading

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Mulch Ado About Nothing

Stella made it through an entire day at school yesterday.  There was nary a phone call or email.  Around 12:15 I started getting really anxious, as that’s when the dreaded nap time is set to begin.  By 1:45, I was … Continue reading

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Choose Your Own Madventure

I’ve been faced with some difficult dilemmas lately, trying to balance 2 kids.  Here are some of them.  Any feedback is welcome.  Perhaps I chose poorly.  Perhaps not: Scenario 1:  Due to the time change, “naked time1” no longer falls … Continue reading

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