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Streak and Ye Shall Find

“Put your penis away or you’re going to time out!”  The words were out of my mouth before I could stop them.  I was kinda loud, too.  Did the neighbors hear?  Have I unwittingly given my son some sort of … Continue reading

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“I have a tail!” Felix excitedly tells my mother.  They’re FaceTiming each other.  In an unusual move, he requested it.  Usually Stella is the FaceTime fan, yammering on about all manner of arcane topics – how on one version of … Continue reading

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Blue Suede Choose

This is soul-baring true confession time here, so read to the end before judging.  Those of you that have followed from the beginning know that I had some serious issues when I found out Stella was a girl.  I’ll admit … Continue reading

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Playing With the Queen of Parts

Since becoming pregnant the first time, I have been the recipient of all sorts of daily/weekly updates as to how pregnancy or parenting should be going.  Sometimes these things are interesting, sometimes not.  More often than not these days, I … Continue reading

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Queen of Parts

I guess you could say I’m a worrier.  I’m definitely a planner.  I like to think ahead, to prepare for any contingency.  Parenthood seems to be full of those.  And as with live TV, you know things can change very … Continue reading

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