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Recap and Trade

I started to title this one “Apoocalypse Now 2:  Apoocalypse Later,” but figured that might be a bit much.  Suffice it to say that at roughly 10:00 PM Sunday night, both Will and I succumbed to the stomach virus.  Will … Continue reading

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APOOcalypse now

Just when you think Halloween can’t get any worse, it does.  That stomach virus I was crowing about?  Yeah, I guess it was a virus.  After remaining dormant for almost a day and a half, it resurfaced in the form … Continue reading

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As the Girl Turns

We’re amping up for Stella’s 3rd birthday party.  I can’t believe it’s been 3 years already.  It’s also a welcome distraction from my own looming birthday. Oui Oui had the fantastic idea of going to a local farm for her … Continue reading

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There’s an App(aratus) For That

So y’all had to know this blog was coming at some point.  I guess it’s time to discuss the Apparatus.  I’ve already talked about some of the differences between Felix and his sister with respect to the stinkiness of diapers and … Continue reading

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Stinker, Tailor, Soldier, Why?

Felix is my stinky little buddy.  People speak about how boys are messy and watch out for their pee during diaper changes. I scoffed at that.  I even made fun of the Pee-Pee Tee-Pee and had Dora wear it as … Continue reading

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Poo Sir, With Love

I figure that with the election today, everyone could use a good poopy interlude: I recently wrote that after 25 months of avoiding it, I finally had the experience of my kid pooping in the bathtub.  It was gross but … Continue reading

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One, Poo, Buckle My Shoe

Will’s birthday was Wednesday.  We had discussed all of our birthdays together, since we’re all within 12 days of each other, and decided without hesitation that any birthday budget would absolutely go for Stella’s birthday.  More on that in another … Continue reading

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Eee iii eee van Gogh

While I’m reluctant to urge Stella to grow up faster than she already is, there will be things about infancy and toddlerism (yeah, I made that word up) that I won’t miss.  The issues that come along with diapers are … Continue reading

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Nightmerde

Some days you know will be crappy from the get-go.  Today, that was literal.  By the way, this will be a “poo post,” if you haven’t figured that out.  I haven’t had a good poo post in a while, and … Continue reading

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Girls and Boyntons

I’ve discussed at nauseum how having a kid completely changes you.  No doubt I will continue to write about this.  Kind of going back and looking over some older blogs,  it struck me how much I have mentioned bodily functions.  … Continue reading

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