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Horton Hears a Poo

You know how I’ve lamented in the past about my kids growing up, time passing too quickly, and my aching uterus which will never bear another sweet baby into the world?  I’ve found the cure.  And in order to help … Continue reading

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Greetings from Virginia Bleach

In keeping with the “everything is different once you have kids” theme, yesterday we took the kids on their first airplane.  Well, technically 2 airplanes. Will and I prepped for every possible scenario.  We had iDevices ready, complete with new … Continue reading

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Wine and Dandy

Enough, Whole 30 “eating plan.”  I’ve endured 30 days as of today.  I think, however, I’m quitting about 6 hours early.  Here’s where I stand: 13 or so pounds down.  Not bad. Way more awareness about how much garbage I … Continue reading

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Brawl In a Day’s Work

My children have turned into wee little thugs, my son in particular.  The past 4 or 5 days have been reminiscent of a maximum security prison.  We’ve had riots.  There’s been pushing, hitting, kicking, punching, hair-pulling.  Name calling  is running … Continue reading

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Skid and Nancy

I haven’t written anything disgusting in a while so here goes… I’ll start with a very obvious, very true statement:  kids are gross.  They are vile, disgusting creatures, engaging in behavior that would be vilified if they weren’t little and … Continue reading

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Check Mater

It’s a new week.  Hopefully this marks a return to my quest for balance.  The past few weeks have not felt balanced.  Oui Oui et al returned Saturday night from their trip and Will and I got to dump the … Continue reading

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Uncle Mom’s Cabin

I believe I’ve mentioned before that Stella seems to be exceptionally suggestible.  Her speech therapist and the neurologist seem to think this is her way of cementing language.  If she sees or hears something, she has to obtain it or … Continue reading

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It’s My Potty and I’ll Cry If I Want To

Will decided last week that it was time to “rip the band aid off” with respect to potty training.  Yeah, our 3 year old daughter has been inching toward big girl panties now for about 9 months.  Our lack of … Continue reading

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Things That Go Dump In the Night

My children continue to take turns keeping me awake.  To be fair, Stella has largely gotten better.  I think once she’s back in school and settled in, this will improve even more.  As for Felix?  Who knows.  Maybe he’s growing.  … Continue reading

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It’s My Potty and I’ll Cry If I Want To

School has been a roller coaster.  I think I may invest in some torn jeans and temporary tattoos for Stella.  On Monday when I picked her up from school, I was told that she had been removed from class due … Continue reading

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