Monthly Archives: June 2011

Take this job and pump it

Posted on June 29, 2011 by larva225

I’ve on and off again mentioned that being a mom means that you must always juggle as much as you can. Some of us are better at letting the little things go (housework, most notably), while others can’t do it, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Baby Bjorn, breastfeeding, multitasking, pumping | 4 Comments

Cack-a-mole

Posted on June 28, 2011 by larva225

Time passes differently with a kid in tow. In the beginning, it feels like they’ll be tiny and helpless forever. And they are. But if one were to plot a kid’s development, it could resemble nothing but an exponential curve. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged baby gate, childproofing, crawling, development, dog, pulling up, whack-a-mole, wires | 1 Comment

The Bite Runner

Posted on June 16, 2011 by larva225

The teething phenomenon seems to be reaching a crescendo. It’s as if someone has taken my sweet little girl and replaced her with some kind of demonic half rodent/half puppy. She’s chewing on absolutely everything, be it animal, vegetable, or … Continue reading →

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Keeping “up” appearances

Posted on June 6, 2011 by larva225

It seems like we just woke up one day and had a very mobile baby. I’m not sure what to call her method of locomotion (it’s a hybrid of crawling, scooting, commando-style belly crawling, and just basic lunging), but it’s … Continue reading →

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Girls and Boyntons

Posted on June 1, 2011 by larva225

I’ve discussed at nauseum how having a kid completely changes you. No doubt I will continue to write about this. Kind of going back and looking over some older blogs, it struck me how much I have mentioned bodily functions. … Continue reading →