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Monthly Archives: July 2012
Pulp Friction
Kids are constantly coming up with new tricks or idiosyncrasies that keep you on your toes and completely baffle you. Food tends to be at the center of a great many of these. Of course you never know what or … Continue reading
Posted in Parenting
Tagged apple, cheese, chewing, mess, Muno, precious, stick of butter, Yo Gabba Gabba
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They’re Baaaaaaaaack
Disclaimer for male readers: This is a post about boobs, but not one you are likely to enjoy. Proceed at your own risk. To this day, Stella naps better if she’s with one of us, and with the whole first … Continue reading
Posted in pregnancy, Uncategorized
Tagged boobs, bra, Bruce Campbell, chainsaw, Evil Dead 2, first trimester
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The Story of O’s
In yet another silly kid dietary turn of the coin, there is a new trend in our house at mealtimes. Cheerios are shit. I don’t mean the shit, but shit. If you serve my kid a bowl of Cheerios, she … Continue reading
Midnight Drain to Georgia
Babies are hard on houses as well as the contents within. Our poor couch has seen more action than the commode at Taco Bell. We were discussing it the other day – after this next kid comes and reaches a … Continue reading
Posted in Parenting
Tagged "helping", commode, couch, dishwasher, ping pong ball, Taco Bell, washrag
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A View to a Pill
An open letter to the manufacturers of prenatal vitamins Dear Sirs/Mesdames: While we pregnant ladies understand the necessity to ensure that our bodies receive adequate nutrients in order to supply the tiny people we’re growing, I have some questions regarding … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged bulimia, feet, micrograms, neural tube defects, prenatal, supplements, Target, vitamins
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Puke of Earl
This is my final old or pre-announcement blog but still more than relevant. The rest will be fresh and pure as new snow….. Pregnancy Week 7, Day 5: This week the symptoms have hit me like a sledgehammer. All along, … Continue reading
Posted in pregnancy
Tagged first trimester, Hot Pocket, Italian dressing, nasuea, Steamfresh
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Babyknitting Reloaded, Chapter 2
Another older post. I also want to apologize to any of my subscribers who got a notice of a recent post declaring my intention to earn money from my home with only my laptop. No, I’m not beginning an adventure … Continue reading
Babyknitting, reloaded
A blog I wrote nearly a month ago before we let the world know we were expecting again. As you can see from the disgusting and sappy nature of it, the hormones were (and are) kicking in: Don’t know when … Continue reading
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Tagged binary system, miscarriage, nerd, pregnancy, Star Wars, Tatooine, worry
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Viacom dios, my darling
Ours is one of the estimated 25% of households impacted by the pissing contest between Viacom and DirecTV. This would otherwise not be noteworthy but for 2 words: Nick Jr. I could care less about MTV, VH1, and most of … Continue reading
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Tagged DirecTV, Disney, Nick Jr., peanut butter, Strawberry Shortcake, Viacom, Whole Foods
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An eyetooth for an eyetooth
For the past week and a half or so, we’ve been dealing with a pretty severe case of teething. From what I can tell, all 4 eyeteeth are working their way in. You can imagine the results: sleeping problems, loss … Continue reading
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Tagged death roll, eyeteeth, ibuprofin, menopause, teething, Tylenol
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