Monthly Archives: July 2012

Pulp Friction

Kids are constantly coming up with new tricks or idiosyncrasies that keep you on your toes and completely baffle you.  Food tends to be at the center of a great many of these.  Of course you never know what or … Continue reading

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They’re Baaaaaaaaack

Disclaimer for male readers:  This is a post about boobs, but not one you are likely to enjoy.  Proceed at your own risk. To this day, Stella naps better if she’s with one of us, and with the whole first … Continue reading

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The Story of O’s

In yet another silly kid dietary turn of the coin, there is a new trend in our house at mealtimes.  Cheerios are shit.  I don’t mean the shit, but shit.  If you serve my kid a bowl of Cheerios, she … Continue reading

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Midnight Drain to Georgia

Babies are hard on houses as well as the contents within.  Our poor couch has seen more action than the commode at Taco Bell.  We were discussing it the other day – after this next kid comes and reaches a … Continue reading

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A View to a Pill

An open letter to the manufacturers of prenatal vitamins Dear Sirs/Mesdames: While we pregnant ladies understand the necessity to ensure that our bodies receive adequate nutrients in order to supply the tiny people we’re growing, I have some questions regarding … Continue reading

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Puke of Earl

This is my final old or pre-announcement blog but still more than relevant.  The rest will be fresh and pure as new snow….. Pregnancy Week 7, Day 5:  This week the symptoms have hit me like a sledgehammer.  All along, … Continue reading

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Babyknitting Reloaded, Chapter 2

Another older post.  I also want to apologize to any of my subscribers who got a notice of a recent post declaring my intention to earn money from my home with only my laptop.  No, I’m not beginning an adventure … Continue reading

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Babyknitting, reloaded

A blog I wrote nearly a month ago before we let the world know we were expecting again.  As you can see from the disgusting and sappy nature of it, the hormones were (and are) kicking in: Don’t know when … Continue reading

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Viacom dios, my darling

Ours is one of the estimated 25% of households impacted by the pissing contest between Viacom and DirecTV.  This would otherwise not be noteworthy but for 2 words: Nick Jr.  I could care less about MTV, VH1, and most of … Continue reading

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An eyetooth for an eyetooth

For the past week and a half or so, we’ve been dealing with a pretty severe case of teething.  From what I can tell, all 4 eyeteeth are working their way in.  You can imagine the results: sleeping problems, loss … Continue reading

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