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Monthly Archives: April 2014
The Wind Beneath My Weans
They say you’re never too old to learn new things. I learned some things this weekend: Never ever leave urine-soaked clothing sealed up in a plastic bag. It turns to ammonia. Basic chemistry I know, but I simply didn’t think … Continue reading
Sweat Shop, Boys
Parents often joke that they can’t wait for their kids to hurry and grow up so that they can be put to work around the house. I’m kind of skeptical. Stella loves to try to help sometimes, but her efforts … Continue reading
Crack the Knife
“Oh the shark has, pretty teeth dear…” Oops. Sorry. Although with as catchy as that song is, you would think Disney had written it. It would have been brilliant in Finding Nemo. No, I’m writing because my household is having … Continue reading
Posted in life, Parenting
Tagged Ana doll, assimilation, Disney, Elsa doll, Frozen, Let It Go
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Unidentified Floating Object
(Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with missing planes, boats, or other maritime disasters) On the heels of the Apukealypse, Will caught a cold. Bad timing, certainly. In his quest to soothe himself, he rummaged through the pantry and found … Continue reading
Posted in life, Parenting
Tagged Campbell's soup, princess, Rorschach test, Transformers
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The Hound of the Basketvilles
Hope everyone out there had a great Easter. Ours was exceptional. I’m going to actually use 2 words that most likely have never been used together before (I hope): it was an Easter orgy. Never has there been such an … Continue reading
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Tagged bubble mower, Easter, Easter Bunny, Hello Kitty, La La Loopsy bubbling mermaid, mermaid, Oui Oui
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A-puke-alypse Now
It was Saturday. It was one of those days when you wake up and within 3 minutes have hit that “parental wall.” It’s not that the kids were doing anything horrifically obnoxious. It’s just that I was done. I was … Continue reading
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Tagged candy, Easter, inter-dimensional portal, junk food, puke, vomit
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Slippery When Weather
To some degree, most of us crave at least a little excitement. That’s why people spend big bucks and risk their lives to climb Everest, race cars, skydive. It’s why we ride roller coasters. Horror and suspense movies and books … Continue reading
Sugar Stay or Sugar Go Now?
This weekend was something of a bust. Some of it was weather induced. Some of it was our fault. Saturday we had a birthday party around lunchtime. Candidly, that’s tough, especially with a younger kiddo like Felix. It’s smack-dab around … Continue reading
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Tagged birthday party, blood sugar, donuts, Game of Thrones, I'm a jerk, sugar
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Kind, Sealed, Delivered
I’ve been seeing a whole lot of those articles and postings about random acts of kindness by complete strangers on social media lately. Y’all know the ones I’m talking about. A family struggling with bankruptcy has their grocery bill paid … Continue reading
In One Career and Out the Other
Dear 21 year old me, How are things? Fine? How’s that education degree coming? You still have a 4.0? That’s awesome. Enjoy it. Seriously. It won’t last. I want to talk to you about the future. Your/my future. When it … Continue reading