Monthly Archives: August 2011

An open letter to Nickelodeon

To whom it may concern, I have always enjoyed cartoons, even as a grown-up.  Once upon a time I used to get annoyed with your network for playing anything other than Spongebob.  Then it was about me and MY cartoons.  … Continue reading

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Home on the Derange

I will preface this by stating that I already feel a bit guilty for what I’m about to say. This is day 4 of staying home with Stella.  As you may or may not recall (and hell, I can’t even … Continue reading

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I Gotta Hand Foot and Mouth It To Ya

We interrupt this regularly scheduled diet update to bring you the news.  There is a plague upon our house.  After dodging so many illness bullets from the carrier monkeys that cross our paths on a daily basis (and spending so … Continue reading

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Every which way but lose: The diet continues

I am officially on day 4 of the “cruise phase” of the Dukan diet.  Will and I both did 7 full days on the “attack phase,” where in we ate nothing but protein and fat-free dairy.  Monday morning, I had … Continue reading

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Nick(elodeon) of Time

We’ve done our best to expose Stella to as much enriching material as possible.  Our house is full of books.  Most of her toys have some educational value (although I must confess that as she’s gotten older, some of these … Continue reading

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Live and Let Diet, Vol. 4

We have now survived 5 full days on the Dukan Diet.  If I never see another piece of sirloin, it’ll be too soon.  The weight continues to drop, but only at about a pound a day.  I figure we’ll make … Continue reading

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Live and Let Diet, Vol. 3

Well, as I climbed on the scale today I was down 4 pounds.  I think this is maybe a bit more accurate than the post-pizza-binge weight.  But while the number is getting smaller, I don’t feel any lighter.  On the … Continue reading

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Live and Let Diet, Vol. 2

I have now been on the Dukan Diet for 24 hours.  It’s an odd thing, this diet business.  Yesterday for breakfast I made steak and eggs.  While this seems appealing if you’re at the IHOP, it’s quite different when you’re … Continue reading

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Live and Let Diet

So today is the first day of my first ever diet.   I figured this was the best possible time to try it, while my metabolism is still somewhat amped up from the breastfeeding.  I know that that is tapering off … Continue reading

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Late Blume-r

Warning:  My male readers really ought not to progress any further.  This is going to be a post about girly stuff.  And I’m not talking about breastfeeding or poo diapers.  Just walk away. My life has become something out of … Continue reading

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