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Monthly Archives: August 2011
An open letter to Nickelodeon
To whom it may concern, I have always enjoyed cartoons, even as a grown-up. Once upon a time I used to get annoyed with your network for playing anything other than Spongebob. Then it was about me and MY cartoons. … Continue reading
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Tagged Bubble Guppies, Molly, Mr. Grouper, Nickelodeon, selfish, share
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Home on the Derange
I will preface this by stating that I already feel a bit guilty for what I’m about to say. This is day 4 of staying home with Stella. As you may or may not recall (and hell, I can’t even … Continue reading
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Tagged bouillabaisse, Bubble Guppies, Catch Me If You Can, Deema, diet, Nickelodeon, Oona, sick
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I Gotta Hand Foot and Mouth It To Ya
We interrupt this regularly scheduled diet update to bring you the news. There is a plague upon our house. After dodging so many illness bullets from the carrier monkeys that cross our paths on a daily basis (and spending so … Continue reading
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Tagged carrier monkey, fever, Hand Foot and Mouth, hooves, Motrin, sick, Tylenol
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Every which way but lose: The diet continues
I am officially on day 4 of the “cruise phase” of the Dukan diet. Will and I both did 7 full days on the “attack phase,” where in we ate nothing but protein and fat-free dairy. Monday morning, I had … Continue reading
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Tagged attack phase, cruise phase, Dukan Diet, milk, milk hoard, protein, vegetables
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Nick(elodeon) of Time
We’ve done our best to expose Stella to as much enriching material as possible. Our house is full of books. Most of her toys have some educational value (although I must confess that as she’s gotten older, some of these … Continue reading
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Tagged Bubble Guppies, dimetrodon, dinosaurs, ecosystems, educational toys, Geologic Time Scale, pirates, TV
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Live and Let Diet, Vol. 4
We have now survived 5 full days on the Dukan Diet. If I never see another piece of sirloin, it’ll be too soon. The weight continues to drop, but only at about a pound a day. I figure we’ll make … Continue reading
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Tagged chicken, Dukan Diet, flossing, oat bran, steak, teething
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Live and Let Diet, Vol. 3
Well, as I climbed on the scale today I was down 4 pounds. I think this is maybe a bit more accurate than the post-pizza-binge weight. But while the number is getting smaller, I don’t feel any lighter. On the … Continue reading
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Tagged breastmilk, Dukan Diet, Fisher Price, protein, variety
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Live and Let Diet, Vol. 2
I have now been on the Dukan Diet for 24 hours. It’s an odd thing, this diet business. Yesterday for breakfast I made steak and eggs. While this seems appealing if you’re at the IHOP, it’s quite different when you’re … Continue reading
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Tagged Dukan Diet, meat, oat bran, Teddy Graham, wood chipper
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Late Blume-r
Warning: My male readers really ought not to progress any further. This is going to be a post about girly stuff. And I’m not talking about breastfeeding or poo diapers. Just walk away. My life has become something out of … Continue reading
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Tagged Are You There God It's Me Margaret, boobs, breastfeeding, diet, Judy Blume, menses, period
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